December 2011
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I’ve finally caught up on 80+ pages on Tumblr over the last week and there was quite a few posts related to texts messages about Christmas and family, from angry messages from people that are still without iPhone 4s’s or iPads (get a job and pay for it yourself, ungrateful assholes) to sweet back and forths between family members across the miles (way too drunk to find the nice texts)....
“What is your biggest peeve about each other?
PRESIDENT OBAMA: Oh, I don’t have...”
– Obama: I am not ‘Spock-like’ (via zainyk)
First Family love.
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“Who would win a sword fight between Voldemort and Herman Cain? Depends upon the...”
– Ralph Fiennes on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. I love this man. Actually, I love both of them.
Just spending a lazy Saturday morning catching up on 2 week old Daily Shows over here.
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Anonymous asked: Oh noes! I hope you are recovering from the awful food poisoning. I'm sorry I'm a bit late on this message, but I wanted to send some feel-better-soon vibes your way regardless! xoxo, Tumblr Buddy
Gearing up for International food day on Monday I have one thing to say about some new coworkers of mine: lazy, lazy, lazy. I have signed up to bring in Kalua Pig, a project that will result in me slaving away for days in order to dig a hole, start a fire, and bury a pig for roasting in banana leaves for 10 hours.*
*And by slaving away I mean I’m going to stick a slab of pork butt in a...
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Allow me to take you on a mini-tour of my new job.
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So until I figure out why a staircase to nowhere ends at a mini window / door I say this to myself every time I walk by this place: How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read, if they can’t even fit inside the building? The center has to be at least… three times bigger...
Wait - so you posted a status update complaint on facebook that is purely based on having an extra cup, since the drink wasn’t even that hot.
I’m in love with all of these comments.
This 3-year-old is living the high life. My hot chocolate always came in the form of one of those instant packets.
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Dear Self,
The next time you even joke that all you need to lose that extra 5 pounds (okay 35 but shhh…) is another bout of of food poisoning remember this post and how incredibly horrible it was and how you weren’t sure how you were going to make it home from a weekend in the city because of the food poisoning (sheer willpower my friends, sheer willpower), and how WebMD told you that your...
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